oh, you’re playing the legend of zelda? i love that game. the way zelda’s just [clenches fist] a frickin legend
NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL
It all makes sense now
HELLO FUCK BOY
|—||Turkish Proverb (via intensional)|
My ride is here
they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny
GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY
well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.